JIZZ IN MY PANTS → 這蠢歌最近變成我手機起床主題曲...
http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=i3ZE2G-_4Uo
橫跨房間交錯視線，我在節奏轟鳴中放下酒杯，
牽起妳的手交換交換姓名，沒必要玩愚蠢的遊戲，
我們穿過煙霧瀰漫的人群，我乘著妳的雲朵在舞廳的天空上，
親密接觸，雷射飛舞，
肢體交錯，天使慟哭，
離開這裡前往妳家，在家門口彼此熱吻，享受剩餘今宵，
妳耳語道：「還想要更多。」
然後我‧就‧射‧了。
我跟妳保證我從來沒這樣過，我不會道歉，那樣很蠢，
都是妳的性感舞姿的錯，然後我‧又‧射‧了。
別跟妳的朋友講，不然我會宣揚妳很賤，
而且都是妳亂摸我屁股害的，
我很敏感，有人說這是優點，
我要回家換衣服了...
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我去買些東西，只想一個人獨處，
心碎的我不想尋歡，我驚訝的往前看，
看到結帳台前有張面孔，我的心跳與時空猛然停止，
沒想到感覺突然變得如此真實，看著她的雙眼告訴我需要個伴，
她轉頭盯著我的眼，開口：「現金還是信用卡？」，
然後我‧就‧射‧了。
這很正常！我很正常！
但是我需要去第三排架子後面清理一下，
現在我表現得如此尷尬，因為，
我‧射‧了。
講老實話是妳剛剛在調情不斷，
而且妳胸前打包的兩顆讓我興奮又困擾，
別再表現出妳的唾棄，
對了，我要用支票。
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上個禮拜我看了場電影，記憶中應該是個恐怖片，
我走出戲院走入雨中，打開電話剛好妳打來，
然後我‧就‧射‧了。
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紅燈閃爍飆車上街，想靠速度逃避自己，
耳邊響起一手回憶起妳我的的歌，
然後我‧就‧射‧了。
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隔天我鬧鐘響
然後我‧就‧射‧了。
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打開窗戶颳起涼風，
然後我‧就‧射‧了。
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布魯斯威利在靈異第六感最後面死了，
然後我‧就‧射‧了。
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我咬了一口葡萄，
然後我‧就‧射‧了。
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然後我‧就‧射‧了。(喔，好吧。)
好了好了給我認真點。
每次妳站在我旁邊我就射了，
每次妳牽我的手就像和我上床，
妳說我很幼稚我說這叫激情。
我時時刻刻都帶著保險套以防萬一，
因為我‧射‧了。
是的，我‧射‧了。
我一定是太無聊了，
所以才會在忙翻天的時候把這首歌中文打下來...
英文版：
Jizz in my pants
Lock eyes from across the room
down my drink while the rhythms boom
take your hand and skip the names
no need here for the silly games
make our way through the smoke and crowd
the club is the sky and I’m on your cloud
move in close as the lasers fly
our bodies touch and the angels cry
leave this place go back to yours
our lips first touch outside your doors
a whole night what we’ve got in store
whisper in my ear that you want some more
and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
This really never happens you can take my word
I won’t apologize, that’s just absurd
Mainly your fault from the way that you dance
and now I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
don’t tell your friends or I’ll say your a slut
plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
I’m very sensitive, some would say that’s a plus
Now I’ll go home and change
I need a few things from the grocery
do things alone now mostly
left me heart broken not lookin’ for love
surprised in my eyes when I looked above
the check out counter and I saw a face
My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that’s when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked “Cash or Credit?”
And I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
But we’re going to need a clean up on aisle 3
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
To be fair you were flirting a lot
plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
please stop acting like you’re not impressed
One more thing, I’m gonna play by check
Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
need to get away need to make a dash
A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
The next day my alarm goes off and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
JIZZ IN MY PANTS
When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
I just ate a grape and I
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS
JIZZED…IN…MY PANTS
Ok seriously you guys can we…ok…
I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU’RE NEXT TO ME
AND WHEN WE’RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING SEX TO ME
YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY
Cuz I
JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
yes I JIZZ…IN…MY PANTS
(I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)
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